apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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