I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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