I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
