how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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