Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
