last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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