sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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