His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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