i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I think I died a long time ago.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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