If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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