on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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