did you get engaged???
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I need to sanitize my soul.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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