Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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