You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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