I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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