omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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