you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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