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you win
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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