Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
He felt like a one man threesome
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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