hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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