The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize