So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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