Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'd cum for enchiladas.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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