If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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