Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
tell me about the eggs
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