Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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