If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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