So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
