Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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