Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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