My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
