Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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