also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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