People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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