just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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