one might say we're banned from that church
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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