I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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