Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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