He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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