who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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