Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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