my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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