I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
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...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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