If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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