I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
My apartment stinks of burning failure
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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