when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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