Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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