k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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