addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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