this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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