from now on my penis is your penis
I cockslap morals
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
So much rum. So many feels.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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