if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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