If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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