shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
it hurts more in the daytime
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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