Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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