I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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