Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry w1nn1ng hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(401): View more from Rhode Island

Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.

Fav 28 806 4167
share tweet
(615): View more from Tennessee

Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.

Fav 20 3766 1120
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(917): View more from New York City

I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do

Fav 10 3569 1151
share tweet
(410): View more from Maryland

pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...

Fav 35 7124 999
share tweet
(818): View more from California

Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.

Fav 42 10724 2403
share tweet
(925): View more from California

He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me

Fav 16 1347 5149
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(636): View more from Missouri

In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.

Fav 4 1249 646
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(530): View more from California

No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on

Fav 1 560 329
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(408): View more from California

I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.

Fav 0 24 7
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT